he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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