i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Randomize
