Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
how does that bad decision feel?
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