Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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