talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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