is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I love you. Go after that dick
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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