I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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