no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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