the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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