I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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