In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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