im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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