just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
