i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
