Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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