I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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