nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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