Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Small penises have feelings too.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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