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My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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