I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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