How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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