There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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