for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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