Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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