he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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