So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
