I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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