Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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