Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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