Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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