Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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