U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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