summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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