Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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