It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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