i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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