I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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