ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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