he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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