His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
