that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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