Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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