Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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