sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
