he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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