IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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