fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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