no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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