Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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