btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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