After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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