He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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