The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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