I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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