Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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