it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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