Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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