Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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